AWAY MESSAGE FOR THE DAY

An AIM Away Message:

a woman named martha thinks her husband is cheating on her...

with ME.

no joke... this woman called me at 7.30 in the fucking morning to see who's cell phone number that was in her husband's that he put in. Then called back again saying... do you know Sergio... and I obviously don't, because I know people with names like Quadre and Becca and such but no Sergio

So I try to get her off my back by fudging the truth - that I am a college student in Ithaca, NY, and that I am in Ithaca RIGHT NOW...

she got really confused. And wanted to know my name... which she thought was Shirley (from the voice-mail) but I was like no... SOO MEE like SUE ME you know when you SUE someone... then she goes Suzy? and I go SOO MEE then she finally goes - Soo Mee? YEA congratu-fucking-lations you crazy woman.

Then she proceeded to ask me whether or not I knew a man with a black truck. And, I go - black? truck? She goes - he probably lied about his name... but it's ser-gi-o... well... DUH of course his name is SERGIO... you already told me that! Then she goes - you're a college student? It only hit her after a few minutes...

So to really ended, I go - Dude - I don't know your husband annnnd considering I'm in NY - I can't see how I know your husband or called him - i only got this phone like 3 weeks ago. And she goes - 3? Yea... THREE... and she goes - oh, alright. Bye.

......... SOMEONE MUST AGREE WITH ME ABOUT HOW THAT IS ONE HELL OF A WAY TO START THE MORNING :)